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Disastrous Honeymoon Proves
Lucky After AllA honeymoon
is supposed to be the celebration of a couple's new life
together, but Lynn and Steven Curran's honeymoon was more
like an episode of "When Animals Attack."
The newlyweds from Chester, Md., had enough close encounters
with wild critters to fill the storylines of several "nature
run amok" movies. Because of their beast-plagued honeymoon, the
couple recently won the grand prize in Thrifty Car Rental's
10th annual Honeymoon Disasters Contest.
Things started off mundanely enough for the Currans on their
trip to Cancun, Mexico: They got the usual sunburns. That's
when the couple decided that a moonlit swim in the ocean might
be the perfect antidote for their lobster-red skin.
"No one was looking," said Lynn, "so off went the bathing
suits." As the skinny-dippers frolicked in the water, it wasn't
long before they realized they had company. Soon, the couple
found themselves wrapped in the loving arms of a large
jellyfish.
"We ran out of the water screaming," said Lynn, "which told
everybody on the beach, 'Hey, look at the idiots running naked
on the beach!'"
The day trip to the zoo was not much better. Swimming through a
cavern, the newlyweds took a wrong turn and missed the "closed
for repairs" sign. That's when they found themselves in a pool
of algae, surrounded by alligators.
"One swam right past me," said Lynn. "We had to climb up a
30-foot ladder to get out of the water, and we were covered in
goo." That night, the couple ate dinner and went to bed without
speaking to each other.
The next morning, when Steven woke up with a bad case of
Montezuma's revenge, Lynn was forced to go snorkeling alone. A
first-time snorkeler, she was entranced by the beauty of the
underwater landscape. Then, from out of nowhere, she
encountered a barracuda and the boat's drivers had to rescue
her from her new swimming companion.
Lynn played it safe by swimming in the hotel pool the following
day. When she snuck up on her husband to goose him on the
backside, however, she soon realized that it wasn't Steven: It
was another man wearing identical swimming trunks. The couple
later decided to cancel a scuba trip when they found out
Steven's "double" would be accompanying them.
"The only thing we did from that point on was sit around and
eat," said Lynn. "I gained 10 pounds in one week and came home
with a lot to talk about."
For surviving their postnuptial trauma and winning the grand
prize in the Honeymoon Disasters Contest, the Currans will
receive roundtrip airfare to a destination of their choice in
the continental United States, three nights' hotel
accommodations, a four-day car rental from Thrifty Car Rental
and $500 in spending money.
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