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What Was It That Magnified
Her Beauty
That I Had To Seduce Her
Reality. You say one lie (that you are bold-faced aware you are
saying), and you have just changed the game. You now have to
keep track of the lie, never forget it, and know that that lie
is what part of your potential relationship is now based on.
For she will believe you. And one day, if you are both lucky
enough to get involved, she will find out. And she will dump
your ass. Or do a LOT of haranguing and how-could-yous….
In the same respect as you will be yourself—nervous if you are
nervous (some girls find that adorable); clumsy if you are
clumsy (some girls find this endearing)—you will also remember
that the girl you seek to impress might not be the one for
you…no matter how close a next-door neighbor she is or how many
years you all went to the same football games and movies. Do
not bother “bartering above your station” if she is not the
type to date your type.
Confidence. Don’t think yourself unworthy of every woman who
walks into study hall, either. Try, please, TRY to strike a
healthy balance between “Ah, me,” (ala Eyore) and the cock of
the walk. We do not know how to handle either of you. WE don’t
know what to do with a whimpering one—other than play armchair
psychologist—and we don’t know how to act around an
egotist—other than to giggle NERVOUSLY, as in DANGER to our
self-preservation instincts, which are telling us to run.
Interests. Have interests other than guns. Talk about something
besides your Nazi swastika collection. In fact, if you are a
skinhead or neo-Nazi, you may have other things on your mind
besides how to seduce women. So ignore this article, won’t you?
When you ask her questions, for God’s sake—or yours—LISTEN to
the answer. Don’t look at her boobs. Don’t keep saying uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Interact.
Health. The studies show that we are attracted to the body and
face that represents the optimum reproductive abilities and
features. That is, white teeth, symmetrical shapes, etc., are
not consciously sought after but certainly part of the search.
Brush, bathe, shave, etc.. And smell good. Whatever that
means.
Fairness. Do not put her on some Madonna (or Madonna/whore
combo) pedestal. She is not Angelina Jolie. She is not your
mother. She won’t make love to you forty times a week. She
won’t cook for you or jump up from her studies to do the dishes
if you demand it, expect it, or insist that Mommy always did it
for you. If you are just meeting her, don’t tell her how much
you adore your mother or how many nights a week Mom comes along
on dates with you. In fact, if you’re an actual Mommy’s Boy,
don’t even bother reading this.
Positivity. Whatever You do, do not fake joy and sunshine and
lollipops if your favorite pet just died, but try to see
something good in every person you meet, not just the one that
your biology cannot ignore. Try to see, especially, some good
in yourself. Smiling and jokes are often great bonding
mechanisms. So is “Hello.”
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